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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


Free Download: Top 10 Kick Ass Habits for a Badass Life!
If you often read my blog posts (first, thank you – seriously, it means a lot!) and second, hopefully I don’t sound like a broken record...
Lisa Kelly
Jun 21, 20232 min read


A Day in the (Healthy-ish) Life of Sabrina: Juggling Work, Family, and Smoothies
Meet Sabrina! Welcome to the extraordinary world of a regular person with a bustling career, chaotic family life, and a "somewhat" love...
Lisa Kelly
Jun 14, 20233 min read


Discovering the Simple Path to a Balanced Lifestyle
In our quest for a healthier life, we often try to take full advantage of the motivation wave we’re feeling and change all of the things...
Lisa Kelly
Jun 7, 20234 min read


Refire Your Mind Program by Refire Fitness
Refire Your Mind – Refire Your Body! You’ve had enough diets, trends, powders and products in your lifetime - it’s time to actually...
Lisa Kelly
May 31, 20232 min read
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