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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


No Gym? No Problem! Here's How to Get Strong at Home
You don’t need a full gym setup to get strong and healthy. You definitely don’t need a $1200 treadmill gathering dust in your basement....
Lisa Kelly
May 282 min read


How to Build Health Into Your Actual Life
Somewhere along the way, getting "healthy" started sounding like it required an Olympic-level lifestyle overhaul: - Eat 7 meals a day...
Lisa Kelly
May 142 min read


Eating Without Guilt: Why Food Isn’t Something You Need to “Earn”
How many times have you caught yourself saying, “I need to work out because I ate too much” or “I can’t have dessert unless I’ve been...
Lisa Kelly
Apr 302 min read


Why "Willpower" Isn’t the Problem (And What Actually Helps)
Ever wonder why some days you can easily say no to the office donuts, and other days you inhale three before noon? It’s not because you...
Lisa Kelly
Apr 162 min read
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