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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!

Lisa Kelly
Oct 23, 20244 min read
How to Eat Healthy Without Going Broke
So, you want to eat healthier, but every time you try, it feels like you need a second mortgage just to afford groceries? We’ve all been...
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Lisa Kelly
Oct 16, 20244 min read
Why Cutting Out Entire Food Groups is a Terrible Idea
Ah, the diet trends. One minute carbs are the enemy, the next, fat is the villain, and somehow, we’re all supposed to survive on a...
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Lisa Kelly
Oct 9, 20243 min read
5 Easy Food Swaps to Make Your Meals Healthier Without Noticing
I want to help you see that eating healthier doesn’t mean you need to turn into one of those people who live off kale smoothies and brag...
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Lisa Kelly
Oct 2, 20244 min read
The Salad Isn't Always the Healthiest Option – Sorry, not Sorry!
Just because you're munching on a salad doesn’t automatically make you the picture of health. I know, I know—every fitness ad out there...
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