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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


5 Easy Food Swaps to Make Your Meals Healthier Without Noticing
I want to help you see that eating healthier doesn’t mean you need to turn into one of those people who live off kale smoothies and brag...
Lisa Kelly
Oct 9, 20243 min read
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The Salad Isn't Always the Healthiest Option – Sorry, not Sorry!
Just because you're munching on a salad doesn’t automatically make you the picture of health. I know, I know—every fitness ad out there...
Lisa Kelly
Oct 2, 20244 min read
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Your Ultimate At-Home Workout with Weights: No Gym, No Problem
You’ve got the weights, you’re stuck at home, and you’re ready to get moving. But what now? It’s easy to feel overwhelmed when you’re not...
Lisa Kelly
Sep 25, 20244 min read
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Strength Workouts Without Dumbbells: Building Muscle with What You’ve Got
When people think of strength training, dumbbells often come to mind. But what if you don’t have a set at home? Maybe they’re sold out...
Lisa Kelly
Sep 18, 20244 min read
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