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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


Watch Your Habits, Not Your Weight
Any talk of weight loss or health will instantly put the dreaded image of a scale in people’s minds. It’s been drilled into us that the...
Lisa Kelly
Aug 17, 20222 min read


10 Factors That Make You More Likely to Store Belly Fat
A little bit of abdominal fat isn’t such a bad thing, I promise! It helps to protect your vital organs – those babies are super...
Lisa Kelly
Aug 10, 20224 min read


4 Mindset Shifts to Help You to Lose Weight Naturally
When it comes to losing weight the healthy way, your mindset can play a big part in whether you are going to be successful. Approaching...
Lisa Kelly
Aug 3, 20224 min read


The Crazy Practice of Moving More to Feel Energized!
One of the top reasons people tell me they skip their workouts – or don’t work out at all! – is because they don’t have the energy....
Lisa Kelly
Jul 27, 20222 min read
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