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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


*Free Download* Healthy at Every Age
I get so many messages and emails asking me about how people can get healthy at their age and most of them are feeling defeated and...
Lisa Kelly
Jun 2, 20211 min read


The Truth About Discipline
Today I wanted to zero in on results and what you need to do to make your goals a reality. It all starts with a time-tested truth that...
Lisa Kelly
May 26, 20212 min read


The Magic Formula for Success
Are you ready for the secret to body transformation success? (This secret actually contributes to almost every kind of success.) But I’m...
Lisa Kelly
May 19, 20212 min read


5 Reasons You're Not Getting Results
Nearly everyone goes through a plateau from time to time. It’s not a fun place to be - but the good news is that if you do experience one...
Lisa Kelly
May 12, 20212 min read


Free Download: Break Through Your Plateau
🔥STUCK IN A PLATEAU? Get my FREE “Break Through Your Plateau” Guide! (Limited Time) 👉Fact: Even if you do everything “right” to get the...
Lisa Kelly
May 5, 20211 min read


9 Easy Ways to Start Your Day Off Great
How would you describe your morning routine? Hectic, calm, nonexistent … ? I’ve got a fun checklist for you this morning. It will help...
Lisa Kelly
Apr 21, 20212 min read


Plan Tonight for Tomorrow’s Success
Remember when you were little, and it was the last day of summer vacation? That means that tomorrow would be your first day back at...
Lisa Kelly
Apr 14, 20212 min read


How Your Core Impacts Your Mental Health
We’re going to go over on how your posture (and core strength) can affect your mood and stress level … and vice versa. Take a second and...
Lisa Kelly
Mar 24, 20212 min read


Exercises for a Stronger Core
It’s true - an out-of-balance core can make it a LOT harder for you to reach your fitness and strength goals. Imagine your core is like a...
Lisa Kelly
Mar 17, 20213 min read


7 Warning Signs You Have a Weak Core
Your core muscles are some of the most important in your body since they support your spine and your internal organs and you know…they...
Lisa Kelly
Mar 10, 20213 min read


What Makes Core Strength So Important
This month, I’m going to be focusing on a big part of our bodies – the core (aka abs, stomach muscles). Read to the end for details on a...
Lisa Kelly
Mar 3, 20212 min read


Four Part Sleep Series 4/4: Real Life Advice From Sleepy People
For the fourth and final part of this sleep series, I wanted to keep it real. You know the usual tips and tricks – maybe they work some...
Lisa Kelly
Feb 24, 20212 min read


Four Part Sleep Series 3/4: Coping With Bad Sleep
Rough night last night? We’ve all been there and some of us, a lot more than others! Welcome to part 3 of the sleep series! We’ve talked...
Lisa Kelly
Feb 17, 20213 min read


Four Part Sleep Series 2/4: Good Sleep Strategies
Last week we went into why sleep is important and this week I want to go over some strategies to help you improve your sleep. Sleep often...
Lisa Kelly
Feb 10, 20213 min read


Four Part Sleep Series 1/4: Why is Sleep Important
So on top of working out, eating well and you know – every other responsibility in your life, you also want to make sure you sleep well....
Lisa Kelly
Feb 3, 20213 min read


Healthy Habits During This Time
I am not going to tell you how to do a home workout or give you a list of healthy recipes to try. Those topics are already out there and...
Lisa Kelly
Jan 27, 20213 min read


Building a Fitness Plan That Works for You
These steps can help you build a program that not only suits you but that works! Being consistent is the key to results so using these...
Lisa Kelly
Jan 20, 20213 min read


Good Mental Health Resolutions to Make
There is always a lot of focus and marketing on New Year's resolutions that are about our physical image - and our mental and emotional...
Lisa Kelly
Dec 30, 20202 min read


Nutrition Terms and What They Mean
It’s so easy to get lost in the information overload of nutrition facts, tips and science. Just picking up a food item and trying to...
Lisa Kelly
May 13, 20202 min read


Healthy Habits During This Time
I am not going to tell you how to do a home workout or give you a list of healthy recipes to try. Those topics are already out there and...
Lisa Kelly
Apr 1, 20203 min read
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