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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


A Day on My Plate: Balancing Health and Comfort with Food
As a personal trainer, I believe that healthy eating is as important as physical activity. BUT… that doesn't mean sacrificing the joy of...
Lisa Kelly
Sep 13, 20232 min read


Make Health and Fitness Suck Less: A Glimpse into My Favourite Things
A long time ago…I struggled to build any kind of consistency with taking care of myself. It involved many failed attempts to force...
Lisa Kelly
Sep 6, 20234 min read


The 30-Minute Escape: Unleashing the Power of Self-Care for a Fit Mind and Body
We spend so much time thinking about self care as just for our physical bodies but, here's a little secret: true well-being isn't just...
Lisa Kelly
Aug 30, 20233 min read


Nutrition Hacks for the Laziest Ones
Are you tired of complicated diets, confusing nutrition labels, and meal prep that requires a Ph.D. in culinary arts? Fear not, because...
Lisa Kelly
Aug 23, 20232 min read
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