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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


My Fitness and Health Guidelines: Slow and Steady Wins the Race
I've posted this before but as we head into the season of resolutions, I thought this was a great time to share it again. If you've...
Lisa Kelly
Dec 12, 20183 min read


Online Training: The Anti-Venom to Your Workout Problems
People look at me like I have three heads when I talk about online training - what do you mean I can workout with a personal trainer but...
Lisa Kelly
Dec 5, 20183 min read


Good Eats: Greek Chicken Pasta Salad
Use this as a side dish for a family meal or you can use it for a meal prep and use it all week! What You'll Need: Cooked chicken,...
Lisa Kelly
Nov 28, 20181 min read


Client Spotlight: Christine
I have shared a lot about how fitness has been an excellent tool in helping me strengthen my mental health and take time for myself - but...
Lisa Kelly
Nov 21, 20182 min read
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