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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


The Magic Formula for Success
Are you ready for the secret to body transformation success? (This secret actually contributes to almost every kind of success.) But I’m...
Lisa Kelly
May 19, 20212 min read


5 Reasons You're Not Getting Results
Nearly everyone goes through a plateau from time to time. It’s not a fun place to be - but the good news is that if you do experience one...
Lisa Kelly
May 12, 20212 min read


Free Download: Break Through Your Plateau
🔥STUCK IN A PLATEAU? Get my FREE “Break Through Your Plateau” Guide! (Limited Time) 👉Fact: Even if you do everything “right” to get the...
Lisa Kelly
May 5, 20211 min read


9 Easy Ways to Start Your Day Off Great
How would you describe your morning routine? Hectic, calm, nonexistent … ? I’ve got a fun checklist for you this morning. It will help...
Lisa Kelly
Apr 21, 20212 min read


How Your Core Impacts Your Mental Health
We’re going to go over on how your posture (and core strength) can affect your mood and stress level … and vice versa. Take a second and...
Lisa Kelly
Mar 24, 20212 min read


Exercises for a Stronger Core
It’s true - an out-of-balance core can make it a LOT harder for you to reach your fitness and strength goals. Imagine your core is like a...
Lisa Kelly
Mar 17, 20213 min read


7 Warning Signs You Have a Weak Core
Your core muscles are some of the most important in your body since they support your spine and your internal organs and you know…they...
Lisa Kelly
Mar 10, 20213 min read


What Makes Core Strength So Important
This month, I’m going to be focusing on a big part of our bodies – the core (aka abs, stomach muscles). Read to the end for details on a...
Lisa Kelly
Mar 3, 20212 min read


Four Part Sleep Series 4/4: Real Life Advice From Sleepy People
For the fourth and final part of this sleep series, I wanted to keep it real. You know the usual tips and tricks – maybe they work some...
Lisa Kelly
Feb 24, 20212 min read


Four Part Sleep Series 3/4: Coping With Bad Sleep
Rough night last night? We’ve all been there and some of us, a lot more than others! Welcome to part 3 of the sleep series! We’ve talked...
Lisa Kelly
Feb 17, 20213 min read


Four Part Sleep Series 2/4: Good Sleep Strategies
Last week we went into why sleep is important and this week I want to go over some strategies to help you improve your sleep. Sleep often...
Lisa Kelly
Feb 10, 20213 min read


Good Mental Health Resolutions to Make
There is always a lot of focus and marketing on New Year's resolutions that are about our physical image - and our mental and emotional...
Lisa Kelly
Dec 30, 20202 min read


Be Aware of The Eating Cycle You're In and Regain Your Power
You ate three doughnuts and you didn’t even really want one. But you felt worried and anxious. About what? Who knows - probably about...
Lisa Kelly
Feb 26, 20202 min read


Taking Back Your Power From Emotional Eating
You ate three doughnuts and you didn’t even really want one. But you felt worried and anxious. About what? Who knows - probably about...
Lisa Kelly
Oct 9, 20192 min read


Change How You Think About Exercise
The great thing about our thinking patterns is that we have the ability to change them! You don't have to think of exercise as a struggle...
Lisa Kelly
Aug 21, 20192 min read


Under the Weights: More Than Muscle
Most days, I feel pretty good. I'm happy and feel confident. But there are days where I feel...broken. On those days, I have to...
Lisa Kelly
Jul 3, 20192 min read


How My Workouts Saved My Mental Health
In early 2017, I felt like I got thrown onto a ride I never asked to be on. It took me at top speed through mental and emotional hills...
Lisa Kelly
May 22, 20194 min read


The Art of No for Mental Health
A really good time management tool is to learn to be cool with saying no to others. It really does give you a lot more power over your...
Lisa Kelly
Apr 17, 20192 min read


Take Care of Your Self Image
When I first got really into fitness and strength training, I began to follow a lot of popular fitness women on social media. I wanted to...
Lisa Kelly
Mar 13, 20192 min read


Good Mental Health Resolutions to Make
There is always a lot of focus and marketing on New Year's resolutions that are about our physical image - and our mental and emotional...
Lisa Kelly
Dec 26, 20182 min read
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