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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


When Real Life Happens: Here's How My Good Habits Help
Sh*t Happens. Life Happens. To all of us - no matter your walk of life or profession. And that includes me. As a trainer, I face the same...
Lisa Kelly
Dec 19, 20184 min read


My Fitness and Health Guidelines: Slow and Steady Wins the Race
I've posted this before but as we head into the season of resolutions, I thought this was a great time to share it again. If you've...
Lisa Kelly
Dec 12, 20183 min read


Online Training: The Anti-Venom to Your Workout Problems
People look at me like I have three heads when I talk about online training - what do you mean I can workout with a personal trainer but...
Lisa Kelly
Dec 5, 20183 min read


Client Spotlight: Christine
I have shared a lot about how fitness has been an excellent tool in helping me strengthen my mental health and take time for myself - but...
Lisa Kelly
Nov 21, 20182 min read


Put Yourself Back on the List
In order to start to feel better, get stronger and be healthier - there is one important thing you have to do. You have to put yourself...
Lisa Kelly
Nov 14, 20182 min read


My Day on a Plate
I love seeing what other people eat in a day - maybe I'm weird that way (my world does revolve around food a lot!). But I know you're all...
Lisa Kelly
Nov 7, 20182 min read


Change How You Think About Exercise
The great thing about our thinking patterns is that we have the ability to change them! You don't have to think of exercise as a struggle...
Lisa Kelly
Oct 17, 20182 min read


Finding Motivation on Bad Days
Sometimes they come from something happening and sometimes they come out of nowhere. Bad days can seemingly just appear - where you feel...
Lisa Kelly
Oct 2, 20182 min read


Free Printable: Daily Health and Fitness Tracker
There's more chances of success if you do some planning and you track your progress! It's best to start small so I'm offering this free...
Lisa Kelly
Sep 25, 20181 min read


Want Results? Find the Magic in the Mess
This is for anyone who is feeling frustrated with their progress - anyone who is questioning the process and feeling like they are not...
Lisa Kelly
Sep 20, 20182 min read


Client Spotlight: Sarah's Fitness Journey Led Her to Mental Health Healing
I have shared a lot about how fitness has been an excellent tool in helping me strengthen my mental health - but I thought it would be...
Lisa Kelly
Sep 11, 20182 min read


Under the Weights: How Lifting Weights Strengthens My Mental Health
Most days, I feel pretty good. I'm happy and feel confident. But there are days where I feel...broken. On those days, I have to...
Lisa Kelly
Aug 21, 20182 min read


Real Life Ways to Make Time for Fitness
If we're honest with ourselves, most of us are in denial about our health. I used to believe that I did not have time for working out or...
Lisa Kelly
Aug 16, 20183 min read
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