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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


Mind Wars: Use That Beautiful Brain for Good
If you've ever battled the relentless tug of bad habits, failed resolutions, or found yourself stuck in a rut that even a bulldozer...
Lisa Kelly
Dec 6, 20233 min read


Uncomplicating Health and Fitness: 10 Tips for Real Progress
Remember how you were going to commit this time? You were going to hit the gym everyday, make those salads every lunch, get to bed early,...
Lisa Kelly
Nov 29, 20232 min read


Slow and Steady Wins – Especially in Health and Fitness
I get it, it’s hard to pass up the idea of a quick shortcut to getting healthy…especially when they wrap up in shiny, fast and pretty...
Lisa Kelly
Nov 22, 20232 min read


Ditch Perfection, Embrace Consistency: A Guide to Real Health and Fitness
Do you find yourself daydreaming about the perfect workout routine, the perfect meal plan, or the perfect body you think you should have?...
Lisa Kelly
Nov 15, 20232 min read
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