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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


Printable Poster - Motivational
I'll be offering these free posters every few weeks to help keep you focused on your goals and motivated. Feel free to download them and...
Lisa Kelly
Jan 15, 20201 min read
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Free Workout Planner Printable
The best way to get success is to have a plan! I like to have some idea of what I want my workouts to look like for the week. It helps me...
Lisa Kelly
Jan 8, 20201 min read
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Printable Poster - Motivational
I'll be offering these free posters every few weeks to help keep you focused on your goals and motivated. Feel free to download them and...
Lisa Kelly
Dec 4, 20191 min read
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Client Spotlight: Lorraine
Have a break from me telling you how fitness can work for you no matter your lifestyle and hear it from a client instead! Meet Lorraine -...
Lisa Kelly
Nov 20, 20193 min read
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Printable Poster - Motivational
I'll be offering these free posters every few weeks to help keep you focused on your goals and motivated. Feel free to download them and...
Lisa Kelly
Nov 6, 20191 min read
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Client Spotlight: Kristy
Have a break from me telling you how fitness can work for you no matter your lifestyle and hear it from a client instead! Meet Kristy -...
Lisa Kelly
Oct 16, 20192 min read
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Take Care of Your Self Image
When I first got really into fitness and strength training, I began to follow a lot of popular fitness women on social media. I wanted to...
Lisa Kelly
Mar 13, 20192 min read
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Client Spotlight: Casey
Have a break from me telling you how fitness can work for you no matter your lifestyle and hear it from a client instead! Meet Casey -...
Lisa Kelly
Feb 13, 20192 min read
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Client Spotlight: Christine
I have shared a lot about how fitness has been an excellent tool in helping me strengthen my mental health and take time for myself - but...
Lisa Kelly
Nov 21, 20182 min read
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Client Spotlight: Sarah's Fitness Journey Led Her to Mental Health Healing
I have shared a lot about how fitness has been an excellent tool in helping me strengthen my mental health - but I thought it would be...
Lisa Kelly
Sep 11, 20182 min read
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Body Confidence Issues Affect Trainers Too!
As the warm weather rolled in this month, I jumped at the chance to pull out my summer clothes that have been stored away for what felt...
Lisa Kelly
Jun 12, 20182 min read
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