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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


Formula for Healthy Lunches
I'm a firm believer in habit building and a great habit to work on is eating more foods your prepared yourself! It can feel complicated...
Lisa Kelly
May 3, 20181 min read


Staying On Track Over the Weekend
I have a lot of clients tell me that they find the weekends the hardest to stay on routine with since schedules are so different. If...
Lisa Kelly
May 1, 20182 min read


Breaking Free From Binge Eating
Think Addition – Not Restriction The more you force yourself to restrict foods, the more you set yourself up for failure. Try to begin to...
Lisa Kelly
Apr 24, 20182 min read


All About The Carbs!
There is all kinds of bad gossip about carbs out there and they’ve gotten a horrible reputation amongst most people. But the truth is,...
Lisa Kelly
Apr 19, 20182 min read


Better Digestion While You Get Healthy
Lots of good things happen when you begin to make healthier choices both outside and inside your body – including improving your...
Lisa Kelly
Apr 5, 20181 min read


Out-Smart Your Excuses
We all have them and we all can overcome them. Excuses for not doing things we should do will forever be easier than actually just doing...
Lisa Kelly
Apr 3, 20182 min read


Free Printable Weekly Meal Planning Template
You can make your life easier and your willpower stronger simply by making a weekly menu for yourself and meal prepping foods in advance....
Lisa Kelly
Mar 20, 20181 min read


No Stress Nutrition Tips
I’ve had a lot of people asking me questions about diets - when they should eat and how much of certain foods they should have. There...
Lisa Kelly
Mar 13, 20182 min read


Good Eats: Turkey Burgers (or Meatballs)
If you've been following for awhile, you've probably noticed that I enjoy recipes that are not so strict on the rules or ingredients! I...
Lisa Kelly
Mar 6, 20182 min read


What Kind of Hunger is it?
There different kinds of hunger and half the battle is learning to recognize what kind you are feeling at any given time. Stomach Hunger:...
Lisa Kelly
Feb 27, 20182 min read


Give in to Change - the Good Kind!
Change has long been a powerful force that can either stop you in your tracks or propel you forward - and it usually depends on your...
Lisa Kelly
Feb 20, 20182 min read


Good Eats: Steel Cut Oatmeal
A super quick breakfast option that really fuels your morning is steel cut oatmeal! The best part is you can easily flavour it any way...
Lisa Kelly
Feb 8, 20181 min read


Foods to Fight Cravings
Cravings seem to hit anytime and anywhere – usually at weak moments and when what we crave is nearby. But there are some foods you can...
Lisa Kelly
Jan 25, 20182 min read


My Fitness & Health Guidelines
There are no rigid rules to follow, but these are the guidelines I try to live by when it comes to my fitness and health. You can use...
Lisa Kelly
Jan 23, 20183 min read
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