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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!
Lisa Kelly
Nov 15, 20232 min read
Ditch Perfection, Embrace Consistency: A Guide to Real Health and Fitness
Do you find yourself daydreaming about the perfect workout routine, the perfect meal plan, or the perfect body you think you should have?...
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Lisa Kelly
Nov 8, 20233 min read
The Power of Good Habits: 3 Steps to Build Them Strong
You are what you repeatedly do – sorry. You can talk all you like but until your actions match your works and those actions are...
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Lisa Kelly
Nov 1, 20232 min read
Refire Fitness Bingo Contest - November 2023
It's back by popular demand! Last time, Refire Fitness Bingo had you working on healthy habits all month long and brought out many...
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Lisa Kelly
Oct 25, 20233 min read
My Personal Fitness and Health Guidelines: What I Live By
I don’t eat kale or do burpees (because…why would you?!). I don’t eat chicken and broccoli for days on end (heck, I don’t even really eat...
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Lisa Kelly
Oct 18, 20233 min read
The Top 4 Life Hacks for Immediate Health Gains (No, Seriously)
Come here, weary traveler of internet rabbit holes of nonsense information for health and fitness. I know you’re tired of the pushy sales...
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Lisa Kelly
Oct 11, 20233 min read
The Scale Sucks as a BFF: Meet the Power of Habits
Alright, let's cut to the chase. Your scale is not your BFF. If it was, it would give you compliments instead of numbers or at least tell...
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Lisa Kelly
Oct 4, 20232 min read
Client Spotlight: Shelley
Have a break from me telling you how fitness can work for you no matter your lifestyle and hear it from a client instead! Meet Shelley -...
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Lisa Kelly
Sep 27, 20232 min read
Sculpt and Strengthen: Mastering My Favorite Fitness Moves
I'm excited to share a few of my all-time favorite moves that consistently deliver fantastic results. Whether you're aiming to build...
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Lisa Kelly
Sep 20, 20231 min read
Free Download: My Favourite Recipes Pack
Are you tired of my favourites yet? Good, cause I'm sticking with this theme all month... And today I'm offering you up a free recipe...
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Lisa Kelly
Sep 13, 20232 min read
A Day on My Plate: Balancing Health and Comfort with Food
As a personal trainer, I believe that healthy eating is as important as physical activity. BUT… that doesn't mean sacrificing the joy of...
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Lisa Kelly
Sep 6, 20234 min read
Make Health and Fitness Suck Less: A Glimpse into My Favourite Things
A long time ago…I struggled to build any kind of consistency with taking care of myself. It involved many failed attempts to force...
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Lisa Kelly
Aug 30, 20233 min read
The 30-Minute Escape: Unleashing the Power of Self-Care for a Fit Mind and Body
We spend so much time thinking about self care as just for our physical bodies but, here's a little secret: true well-being isn't just...
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Lisa Kelly
Aug 23, 20232 min read
Nutrition Hacks for the Laziest Ones
Are you tired of complicated diets, confusing nutrition labels, and meal prep that requires a Ph.D. in culinary arts? Fear not, because...
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Lisa Kelly
Aug 16, 20233 min read
Embracing Daily Movement for a Life That Keeps on Grooving!
Of course workouts are something I promote, but if you’re not moving the rest of the day or moving very little, then I’m sorry to say,...
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Lisa Kelly
Aug 9, 20232 min read
Mind Your Muscles: Stay Present and Get Strong!
Are you ready to kick some serious butt while simultaneously achieving inner peace? Well, you're in the right place because today we're...
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Lisa Kelly
Aug 2, 20233 min read
Free Challenge: Revive in 4!
🌟 Get Ready to Revive in 4! 🌟 Are you feeling like a human yo-yo, being pulled in a million different directions? Don't worry, because...
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Lisa Kelly
Jul 26, 20232 min read
Nutrition Hacks for Busy Lifestyles
Ah, the dining-out dilemma! Navigating the treacherous waters of social events, work lunches, and on-the-go meals can be quite the...
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Lisa Kelly
Jul 19, 20232 min read
Nutrition Hacks for Picky Eaters
Are you a finicky eater? A discerning diner? Or do you have one you have to try and feed? We can be so picky and easily fall into eating...
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Lisa Kelly
Jul 12, 20232 min read
Wallet-Friendly Nutrition Hacks
Much like many things today, buying food is a huge sucker punch to the wallet! And, let’s be honest, how much of it do you end up...
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Lisa Kelly
Jul 5, 20233 min read
Best Tips and Tricks Stress-Free Meal Planning
I’m no super meal planner with each day and each meal planned, but I consider myself a half-assed meal planner. Most of my meals are...
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