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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


How to Eat When You're Actually Hungry
Last week’s blog post showed you how eating slowly can be a positive and easy change. Eating slowly might seem simple, but many people...
Lisa Kelly
Oct 12, 20223 min read


Eat More Slowly
Shocking news: You can transform your life and body without ever dieting again. Yup. Read it again. I want to show you exactly how you...
Lisa Kelly
Oct 5, 20222 min read


Use Exercise to Regulate Insulin
Today we’re looking at exercise and more specifically, how it can help you to keep your insulin levels at a healthy level. All exercise...
Lisa Kelly
Sep 28, 20222 min read


Sleep Does a Hormone Good!
Much like you can feed your hormones through nutrition and good stress management, you can also do a hormone good with sleep! According...
Lisa Kelly
Sep 21, 20222 min read


Manage Stress, Manage Hormones!
I get it, life is stressful so how the heck to manage that?! Some stress is good for us - keeps our systems on low alert and keeps us...
Lisa Kelly
Sep 14, 20221 min read


The Power of Protein for Hormones
This month is all about hormones and how to get them balanced and in sync so that your body can do its thing! (And by thing, I mean run...
Lisa Kelly
Sep 7, 20222 min read


Real Life Ways to Make Time for Fitness
If we're honest with ourselves, most of us are in denial about our health. I used to believe that I did not have time for working out or...
Lisa Kelly
Aug 31, 20223 min read


4 Healthy Habits to Start Today
We can have the best intentions but no matter how much we want to make healthy choices, it can easily feel like there just isn’t enough...
Lisa Kelly
Aug 24, 20222 min read


Watch Your Habits, Not Your Weight
Any talk of weight loss or health will instantly put the dreaded image of a scale in people’s minds. It’s been drilled into us that the...
Lisa Kelly
Aug 17, 20222 min read


10 Factors That Make You More Likely to Store Belly Fat
A little bit of abdominal fat isn’t such a bad thing, I promise! It helps to protect your vital organs – those babies are super...
Lisa Kelly
Aug 10, 20224 min read


4 Mindset Shifts to Help You to Lose Weight Naturally
When it comes to losing weight the healthy way, your mindset can play a big part in whether you are going to be successful. Approaching...
Lisa Kelly
Aug 3, 20224 min read


The Crazy Practice of Moving More to Feel Energized!
One of the top reasons people tell me they skip their workouts – or don’t work out at all! – is because they don’t have the energy....
Lisa Kelly
Jul 27, 20222 min read


Better Energy Approach
I wanted to talk about an approach that a lot of coaches won’t like but I firmly believe is what works for most people! In our culture,...
Lisa Kelly
Jul 20, 20222 min read


9 Morning Habits for a High Energy Day
I hope your day is off to a good start! Did you know we are in a personal energy crisis? Studies show that most adults feel tired at...
Lisa Kelly
Jul 13, 20222 min read


Meal Prep Recipe: Snacks to Go
This month, I've given you a meal prep recipe for breakfast, lunch and dinner on the blog so it cap it off, I can't not include one for...
Lisa Kelly
Jun 29, 20222 min read


Meal Prep Recipe: Chicken Teriyaki Stir-fry
Keep dinner simple and have it prepped so you can walk in the door and just heat it! This stir fry is quick to prep and so, so good!!...
Lisa Kelly
Jun 22, 20221 min read


Meal Prep Recipe: Turkey Taco Bowl
This recipe gives you a meal prepped lunch that is packed full of flavour, is filling AND will give you a ton of nutrients including...
Lisa Kelly
Jun 15, 20222 min read


Meal Prep Recipe: Easy Egg Muffins
Want a breakfast recipe you can easily prepare ahead of time with usually on hand ingredients? I got you! These easy egg muffins need...
Lisa Kelly
Jun 8, 20222 min read


Start Rocking the Meal Prep Game
If you weren’t already excited for June and the nicer weather, then I’m about to take it one step further! All month, we’re focusing...
Lisa Kelly
Jun 1, 20223 min read


My Pre-Workout Routine
I get asked about my pre-workout routine a lot so I figured I’d walk you through exactly what I do! The good news is that it’s actually a...
Lisa Kelly
May 25, 20222 min read
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