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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


The Awesome Power of Small Goals
Having big, scary goals is great - they take you out of your comfort zone and teach you a lot about yourself. But when it comes to health...
Lisa Kelly
Apr 10, 20192 min read


Future Proof Your Body
If getting fit and healthy for the present doesn’t inspire you, how about for your future? What you do now for your body can help offset...
Lisa Kelly
Feb 20, 20192 min read


The Truth About Bread
Ever wonder (ha-ha…wonder bread!) if bread is as bad as people make it out to be? If you don’t suffer from a gluten intolerance or Celiac...
Lisa Kelly
Jan 23, 20192 min read


Drop the Diets - Shift Your Mindset!
Most people can agree that they have “been there, done that” when it comes to jumping on and off bandwagons of the latest diet trend....
Lisa Kelly
Jan 16, 20193 min read


When Real Life Happens: Here's How My Good Habits Help
Sh*t Happens. Life Happens. To all of us - no matter your walk of life or profession. And that includes me. As a trainer, I face the same...
Lisa Kelly
Dec 19, 20184 min read


Guided Self-Care for Times When You're Lost
Even if you're pretty good at taking time-outs for yourself, we've all had moments where we felt like we were going to fall under heavy...
Lisa Kelly
Oct 4, 20181 min read


Your Body is Trying to Tell You Something!
It's a pressure like something is sitting on my chest. It weighs me down so heavily that it's exhausting to simply get up out of of...
Lisa Kelly
Aug 7, 20182 min read


We're All Mad - Take Care of Your Mental Health
The brain deserves as much as the body does but yet, it's never given it's due. When I hear people talk about mental health, it's rarely...
Lisa Kelly
Jul 17, 20183 min read


Fit Fitness Into Your Life
The great thing about fitness is that there is no one right way to do it! You can find and do what works for you and it can be as...
Lisa Kelly
Jun 26, 20182 min read


Why do you Struggle to Lose Weight?
Why do you find it hard to lose weight? There are a lot of common answers to this question. Some are "I travel a lot for work", "My...
Lisa Kelly
May 10, 20182 min read


Formula for Healthy Lunches
I'm a firm believer in habit building and a great habit to work on is eating more foods your prepared yourself! It can feel complicated...
Lisa Kelly
May 3, 20181 min read


Staying On Track Over the Weekend
I have a lot of clients tell me that they find the weekends the hardest to stay on routine with since schedules are so different. If...
Lisa Kelly
May 1, 20182 min read


All About The Carbs!
There is all kinds of bad gossip about carbs out there and they’ve gotten a horrible reputation amongst most people. But the truth is,...
Lisa Kelly
Apr 19, 20182 min read


Finding a Balance with Mental Health Tools
I'm a strong believer that physical activity can be an excellent outlet and coping tool for mental health issues -- and lived through...
Lisa Kelly
Mar 8, 20182 min read


What Kind of Hunger is it?
There different kinds of hunger and half the battle is learning to recognize what kind you are feeling at any given time. Stomach Hunger:...
Lisa Kelly
Feb 27, 20182 min read


Give in to Change - the Good Kind!
Change has long been a powerful force that can either stop you in your tracks or propel you forward - and it usually depends on your...
Lisa Kelly
Feb 20, 20182 min read


Building a Fitness Plan That Works for You
It’s here, the big – fresh – new start everyone hypes up. While I am not a fan of waiting for a new year to make resolutions, I am a fan...
Lisa Kelly
Jan 2, 20183 min read


How I Manage My Stress with Fitness
I am a multi-tasker by nature and enjoy working on more than one project at a time. If I hit a roadblock with one thing, I move over to...
Lisa Kelly
Dec 5, 20172 min read


Banana Peanut Butter Bites
Banana Peanut Butter Bites are a satisfying snack and healthy! I love this combo and they can even be frozen for a cool and healthy...
Lisa Kelly
Nov 30, 20171 min read


3 Habits for Instant Change
It can be overwhelming to think of all the things you want to change to become healthier – so much so that most of us just avoid it and...
Lisa Kelly
Nov 23, 20172 min read
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