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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


Functionality Matters: Why Being Fit Shouldn't Feel Like Learning the Periodic Table
Have you ever felt like fitness is a complex foreign language, filled with jargon and routines that seem detached from real life? Well,...
Lisa Kelly
Jan 31, 20242 min read
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Excuse Me, Excuses: Get the Heck Outta Here
If you've ever found yourself tangled in the web of barriers and drowning in a sea of excuses on your fitness journey, this one's for...
Lisa Kelly
Jan 24, 20242 min read
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Setting Goals That Won't Make You Roll Your Eyes: Fitness Edition
If you're tired of eye-rolling clichés and resolutions that fizzle out faster than a New Year's Eve firework, you're in the right place....
Lisa Kelly
Jan 17, 20242 min read
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Refire Your Life: Mastering Motivation in 2024!
If you're like me, you're probably wondering where the heck 2023 went. But guess what? It's 2024, and January is here to kick our butts...
Lisa Kelly
Jan 10, 20242 min read
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Keep it Simple, January!
As we step into January, the air is often filled with the fervor of new beginnings, resolutions, and the overwhelming pressure to...
Lisa Kelly
Jan 3, 20242 min read
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Refire Your Mind: Unlocking Real Change for a Healthier You
Enough with the Carbs and Calories, Let's Create Real Change! In Refire Your Mind, it’s all about rewiring your brain's "operating...
Lisa Kelly
Dec 27, 20233 min read
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Habit Hacks: Breaking Habit Loops for Good
If you've been around for a bit, you know I talk a lot about building good habits, but that usually needs to go along with breaking some...
Lisa Kelly
Dec 20, 20233 min read
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Cracking Your Code: Discover Your Inner Driving Force
Have you ever wondered why some people seem to effortlessly stick to their workouts and healthy eating habits while you're still trying...
Lisa Kelly
Dec 13, 20233 min read
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Mind Wars: Use That Beautiful Brain for Good
If you've ever battled the relentless tug of bad habits, failed resolutions, or found yourself stuck in a rut that even a bulldozer...
Lisa Kelly
Dec 6, 20233 min read
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Uncomplicating Health and Fitness: 10 Tips for Real Progress
Remember how you were going to commit this time? You were going to hit the gym everyday, make those salads every lunch, get to bed early,...
Lisa Kelly
Nov 29, 20232 min read
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Slow and Steady Wins – Especially in Health and Fitness
I get it, it’s hard to pass up the idea of a quick shortcut to getting healthy…especially when they wrap up in shiny, fast and pretty...
Lisa Kelly
Nov 22, 20232 min read
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Ditch Perfection, Embrace Consistency: A Guide to Real Health and Fitness
Do you find yourself daydreaming about the perfect workout routine, the perfect meal plan, or the perfect body you think you should have?...
Lisa Kelly
Nov 15, 20232 min read
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The Power of Good Habits: 3 Steps to Build Them Strong
You are what you repeatedly do – sorry. You can talk all you like but until your actions match your works and those actions are...
Lisa Kelly
Nov 8, 20233 min read
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Refire Fitness Bingo Contest - November 2023
It's back by popular demand! Last time, Refire Fitness Bingo had you working on healthy habits all month long and brought out many...
Lisa Kelly
Nov 1, 20232 min read
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My Personal Fitness and Health Guidelines: What I Live By
I don’t eat kale or do burpees (because…why would you?!). I don’t eat chicken and broccoli for days on end (heck, I don’t even really eat...
Lisa Kelly
Oct 25, 20233 min read
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The Top 4 Life Hacks for Immediate Health Gains (No, Seriously)
Come here, weary traveler of internet rabbit holes of nonsense information for health and fitness. I know you’re tired of the pushy sales...
Lisa Kelly
Oct 18, 20233 min read
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The Scale Sucks as a BFF: Meet the Power of Habits
Alright, let's cut to the chase. Your scale is not your BFF. If it was, it would give you compliments instead of numbers or at least tell...
Lisa Kelly
Oct 11, 20233 min read
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Client Spotlight: Shelley
Have a break from me telling you how fitness can work for you no matter your lifestyle and hear it from a client instead! Meet Shelley -...
Lisa Kelly
Oct 4, 20232 min read
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Sculpt and Strengthen: Mastering My Favorite Fitness Moves
I'm excited to share a few of my all-time favorite moves that consistently deliver fantastic results. Whether you're aiming to build...
Lisa Kelly
Sep 27, 20232 min read
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Free Download: My Favourite Recipes Pack
Are you tired of my favourites yet? Good, cause I'm sticking with this theme all month... And today I'm offering you up a free recipe...
Lisa Kelly
Sep 20, 20231 min read
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