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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


My Personal Fitness and Health Guidelines: What I Live By
I don’t eat kale or do burpees (because…why would you?!). I don’t eat chicken and broccoli for days on end (heck, I don’t even really eat...
Lisa Kelly
Oct 25, 20233 min read


The Scale Sucks as a BFF: Meet the Power of Habits
Alright, let's cut to the chase. Your scale is not your BFF. If it was, it would give you compliments instead of numbers or at least tell...
Lisa Kelly
Oct 11, 20233 min read


Sculpt and Strengthen: Mastering My Favorite Fitness Moves
I'm excited to share a few of my all-time favorite moves that consistently deliver fantastic results. Whether you're aiming to build...
Lisa Kelly
Sep 27, 20232 min read


Free Download: My Favourite Recipes Pack
Are you tired of my favourites yet? Good, cause I'm sticking with this theme all month... And today I'm offering you up a free recipe...
Lisa Kelly
Sep 20, 20231 min read
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