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No Kale.
Some Muscle.
All Sarcasm.
The ramblings of a friendly and sarcastic fitness coach with simple, real life advice!


A Day on My Plate: Balancing Health and Comfort with Food
As a personal trainer, I believe that healthy eating is as important as physical activity. BUT… that doesn't mean sacrificing the joy of...
Lisa Kelly
Sep 13, 20232 min read
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Make Health and Fitness Suck Less: A Glimpse into My Favourite Things
A long time ago…I struggled to build any kind of consistency with taking care of myself. It involved many failed attempts to force...
Lisa Kelly
Sep 6, 20234 min read
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The 30-Minute Escape: Unleashing the Power of Self-Care for a Fit Mind and Body
We spend so much time thinking about self care as just for our physical bodies but, here's a little secret: true well-being isn't just...
Lisa Kelly
Aug 30, 20233 min read
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Nutrition Hacks for the Laziest Ones
Are you tired of complicated diets, confusing nutrition labels, and meal prep that requires a Ph.D. in culinary arts? Fear not, because...
Lisa Kelly
Aug 23, 20232 min read
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Embracing Daily Movement for a Life That Keeps on Grooving!
Of course workouts are something I promote, but if you’re not moving the rest of the day or moving very little, then I’m sorry to say,...
Lisa Kelly
Aug 16, 20233 min read
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Mind Your Muscles: Stay Present and Get Strong!
Are you ready to kick some serious butt while simultaneously achieving inner peace? Well, you're in the right place because today we're...
Lisa Kelly
Aug 9, 20232 min read
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Free Challenge: Revive in 4!
🌟 Get Ready to Revive in 4! 🌟 Are you feeling like a human yo-yo, being pulled in a million different directions? Don't worry, because...
Lisa Kelly
Aug 2, 20233 min read
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Nutrition Hacks for Busy Lifestyles
Ah, the dining-out dilemma! Navigating the treacherous waters of social events, work lunches, and on-the-go meals can be quite the...
Lisa Kelly
Jul 26, 20232 min read
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Nutrition Hacks for Picky Eaters
Are you a finicky eater? A discerning diner? Or do you have one you have to try and feed? We can be so picky and easily fall into eating...
Lisa Kelly
Jul 19, 20232 min read
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Wallet-Friendly Nutrition Hacks
Much like many things today, buying food is a huge sucker punch to the wallet! And, let’s be honest, how much of it do you end up...
Lisa Kelly
Jul 12, 20232 min read
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Best Tips and Tricks Stress-Free Meal Planning
I’m no super meal planner with each day and each meal planned, but I consider myself a half-assed meal planner. Most of my meals are...
Lisa Kelly
Jul 5, 20233 min read
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The Healthy Habit Revolution: Why the Effort is Totally Worth It
Picture this: a world where you have the power to shape your reality through consistent healthy habits. I’m not talking about a one-time...
Lisa Kelly
Jun 28, 20233 min read
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Free Download: Top 10 Kick Ass Habits for a Badass Life!
If you often read my blog posts (first, thank you – seriously, it means a lot!) and second, hopefully I don’t sound like a broken record...
Lisa Kelly
Jun 21, 20232 min read
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A Day in the (Healthy-ish) Life of Sabrina: Juggling Work, Family, and Smoothies
Meet Sabrina! Welcome to the extraordinary world of a regular person with a bustling career, chaotic family life, and a "somewhat" love...
Lisa Kelly
Jun 14, 20233 min read
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Discovering the Simple Path to a Balanced Lifestyle
In our quest for a healthier life, we often try to take full advantage of the motivation wave we’re feeling and change all of the things...
Lisa Kelly
Jun 7, 20234 min read
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Fit Fitness Into Your Life
The great thing about fitness is that there is no one right way to do it! You can find and do what works for you and it can be as...
Lisa Kelly
Nov 23, 20222 min read
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No Stress Nutrition Tips
I prefer simple and effective when it comes to nutrition. If I over-complicate it, I get frustrated and lose interest. There really isn’t...
Lisa Kelly
Nov 9, 20222 min read
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Refire Fitness Bingo Contest - November 2022
It's back by popular demand! Last time, Refire Fitness Bingo had you working on healthy habits all month long and brought out many...
Lisa Kelly
Nov 2, 20221 min read
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Add More Food First!
One thing I don’t do with Refire clients is tell them what they can’t eat. Call me crazy, but when has telling someone they can’t do or...
Lisa Kelly
Oct 26, 20223 min read
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Eat to be Satisfied, Not Stuffed
Today, we’re talking about how to recognize when you’ve had enough to eat — and stop before you feel too full. It’s safe to say that we...
Lisa Kelly
Oct 19, 20222 min read
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